Phone call to Monkey Moto School 2/16/16:
MMS: Good morning, Monkey Moto School, Evan speaking.
Caller: Do you guys do the motorcycle test that counts for the DMV?
MMS: We teach rider skills and safety but cannot provide a DMV bypass. After taking classes with us you can rent our scooter for the test if you want.
Caller: Oh, I don’t need no lessons. I can ride with my eyes closed.
MMS: Then why don’t you just sign up for the riding test at the DMV?
Caller (agitated): ‘Coz I failed that damn thing 3 times! The DMV test is a whole ‘nother thing.
MMS: Did you take the test with your eyes closed?
Caller: expletive expletive expletive….click, bzzzzzzzz.